Sometimes I take selfies before my 8:30 class and forget about them until midnight and I wish I looked that phresh all day yo homie son 

Scary movies late at night get me pissing all of the pants. 

I stayed up until 3 watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race last night and its going to happen again tonight but I’m scared because I don’t deserve this. I physically cannot resist reality shows. I like eliminations and I wish I could eliminate people in real life. 

terrified at the thought of someone breaking into my house tonight disguised as santa and cutting my face off. 

Its astonishing how bored I am. I just want to give people gifts, get mine, eat, and get the next train back to Asheville. 

I woke up covered in them. I will probably just pretend I got attacked by leaches. 

Also “Somebody that I sused to knwo” is a good song and thats not very hipster but to make up for that statement here’s a really hipster photo of me. Its outside of a house that’s not even a house yet. I knew it was a haouse before it was a house!!! SHIT what. meow

Saying goodbye to Asheville is very bittersweet right now. 

I briefly had a silver beard.